Slightly anxious

I've scored me a job interview in a couple of hours and I'm getting really, really nervous.

Honestly, why is finding a job so difficult with this profession I chose? I should have done something easier... like get into porn.

Hey, I can kill two birds in one stone. I can get easy cash and work out all my sexual frustrations. Win-win situation, I say.

Besides, when I visited the gay district in London a couple of weeks back, everyone was staring at me like I was some piece of meat (at that time though, it was sort of creepy).

Guess I found my demographic then.